Q: So why exactly would you do a cartoon site?
A: To get chicks.
Q: Really?
A: Nah. To get guys. And a mongoose. And a sweater maybe.
Q: Okay... Where'd the name Hooray For Pandas come from?
A: Um, well, not really sure. I like pandas, they are cute, as long as you don't disturb them in the wild, because they will kill you. But hooray for them!
Q: Hey man, why are your comics so weird and poorly drawn?
A: I have a tumor... that covers both bases.
Q: Do you really think that anyone gives a crap about this stuff? Does this really contribute to society? What kind of career is this for a young man like you, who had such potential, maybe you could have been a doctor, or a lawyer even.
A: Grandma?
Q: Sorry, back... but really, who gives a crap about these crappy drawings? And your site is so 1998.
A: I figured that I always enjoyed doing stupid little doodles, and even though my drawings and handwriting are like that of a 8 year old, and so are the things that they're about, so... um, what were we talking about?
Q: For real, they're terrible.
A: Yeah, I agree. Sorry.
Q: I want a refund.
A: They're free. And I have to pay for hosting.
Q: Ooooo, look at me, Mr. Starving Artist, you're all like "gimmie gimmie gimmie"
A: I think calling me an artist of any type is very generous of you... I mean, I'll take your money, but I'm just doing little drawings for fun... maybe I'll put them on frisbees... that would be kinda cool... oh man, then they'd be all like "weeeeeee!"
Q: Where'd that bong come from?
A: What? (eating cheese)
Q: So, is there anything else we should know?
A: Well, I like movies, music, long walks on the beach, and saving my urine in pickle jars.
Q: ...
A: I wouldn't drink that.
